Skip to content Skip to main menu
  • Download “Mobile English” App for iPhone
  • Download “Mobile English” App for Android
  • Privacy Policy — Privacy Policy Page

モバイル英語 (Mobile English)

Learn English on your mobile phones at anytime, anywhere!

Menu
  • Home
  • Privacy Policy — Privacy Policy Page
Home › Archive for 英語ジョーク › Page 12

英語ジョーク

2011年1月6日「モバイル英語学習」第79号(英語ジョーク):I Had Better Not Get Up!

Note:
sigh: ため息をつく
********************
A man is walking along but falls down. He gets up, but falls down again. He sighs and says, “If I had known I would fall again, I would never have got up!”
*******************

2010年12月3日「モバイル英語学習」第71号(ジョーク):Sing Just for You

********************
A male singer walks on to the stage of a major concert hall, ready to sing. However, he finds there is only one person in the audience – a woman. He pretends to be calm and says to the woman: “I will sing especially well – just for YOU.” The woman answers: “Then you must please hurry! I am the stage cleaner here!”
********************

Posts navigation

← Older posts
Newer posts →

Categories

Visits

47359
  • Privacy Policy — Privacy Policy Page

    Scan to download “Mobile English” app for iPad/iPhone ↓↓

    Scan to download “Mobile English” app for Android ↓↓

    © 2013-2025 Mobile English
    Mobile Learning Project, the Center for Foreign Language Education, Shimane University. shimane.elearning@gmail.com
    ↑